She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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