margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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