I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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