she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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