Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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