thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
