oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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