4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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