Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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