So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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