Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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