we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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