her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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