Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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