You're so nebulous sometimes
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
