What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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