there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I need help removing her.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Randomize