It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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