im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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