My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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