They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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