that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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