All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
