I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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