Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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