All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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