I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
try to milk me bitch
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