just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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