yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
A+ Viking dick
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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