no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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