Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I have demons in me.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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