Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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