If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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