We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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