yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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