I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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