Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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