i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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