I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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