I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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