ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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