so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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