i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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