He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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