We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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