Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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