Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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