Life is so much better after having sex.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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