If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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