so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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