On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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