Porn is love you can see.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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