Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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