Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
