White coat. Heels.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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